No, this is not a euphemism

I was recently given a link to a video which would teach me "The Real Way to Eat a Banana". Obviously I was quite skeptical of anything described as such, but it really is just a video explaining proper banana opening etiquette. I am 22 (almost 23!) years old and feel ashamed to admit I had been opening bananas the wrong way my whole life. We don't have any bananas in the house, but I will definitely try this the next time we get some. From what I hear this decreases the amount of stringy things that plague your banana eating experience.

I was also told about a new method of dispensing ketchup, but that appears to merely be a spoof and not practical instruction.