Me: Hello?
Guy on Phone: Hey girl what's up?
Me: Umm... I think you might have the wrong number.
Guy: This ain't Melissa?
Me: Nope, not Melissa.
Guy: Oh well dang girl, you gots a sexy voice.
Me: Thanks... I guess... *nervous chuckle*
Guy: Well if you ain't Melissa, what is yo name?
Me: Not Melissa.
Guy: Oh okay well you still got a sexy voice.
Me: *hangs up*
Really? Really?! You're gonna hit on the random girl you miss-dialed? In retrospect when he asked my name, I should have said something like "Thomas" (as per John's suggestion when discussing this last night) but I didn't. I was too shocked that this was happening to come up with a witty response. Some people...
1 comments:
Yeah, I know how that is!
Top three answered missed dial calls I have received:
Person from Vernon: "I got something in the mail said you were gonna turn off ma water! I paid my bill!"
Random Black Lady - "Hey, b*tch! Tell your man to pay me my child support!"
60yr Old Guy From WeWa - "I'll be at your house soon, feed your dog. I love you so much, I'm bringing my own food this time."
Yeah, I've had my fair share of weird miss dial calls...
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